关于结婚

ET :” 宝宝,我酱喜欢你,不然我们结婚好吗?”

宝宝:“ 诶,哪里可以?”

为什么不可以? 你不爱我咩?

你是我妈咪来嘛

酱啊,酱不然我跟妹妹结婚啦

妹妹猛点头,表示很愿意。

妹妹来,我们结婚。

诶~~~不可以

哈?又不可以?为什么?

你们两个是girl 来的嘛!

哈?girl跟girl不可以结婚啊?

嗯。

酱,就boy 跟boy 啦, 你跟爸爸结婚啦!

boy 跟boy 也是不可以结婚!

那,你就跟妹妹结婚,你是boy,她是girl。就可以结婚咯!

诶, 也是不可以!家人跟家人不可以结婚!

哈?!!!怎么办???!!!我已经跟爸爸结婚了!

*****

妹妹快点打电话给疯人院来抓人,你妈她疯了!

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5 Responses to 关于结婚

  1. Youlgo says:

    好像狠欺负小孩…

  2. Vivian says:

    Haha… My boy recently also said: mama, when I grow up become a man, I can marry u! Walau I also dunno how to answer him…

    • earthtone says:

      Yan, I tell them almost everything. Almost. Even the part about intercourse. In a children can understand, non-coloured manner. I mean, it’s like Science mah..

      Oh, and very important is to teach them about molest too. Nobody can touch their private parts that kind. not even relatives/parents when they are older.

      All the above must have been taught previously and I’m happy Baobao got all the relationship cans and cannots straightened out. 🙂

  3. 湘绣蜻蜓 says:

    宝宝很老实忠厚。。
    有时酱‘刺激’小孩,他们的答案很可爱的horr。。。

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